Simply breathing usually does the trick.
An important thing to remember - always talk really slowly when speaking to an impatient person.
Feel free to also trail off mid-sentence and pause for longer than necessary as you slowly gather your thoughts.
Not only that repeat your stories!
Because once or twice is just never enough.
FOX
Go ahead - interrupt them when they're trying to tell you something.
CW
Then spout out an obviously incorrect opinion as though you really believe it. Tell your friend they're wrong when they disagree.
E.g. "Tony Abbott is a total DILF!"
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