LOL, LinkedIn requests.
Voicemails
Aside from checking your voicemail being an arduous process that no human should ever undergo, it somehow always makes your voice sound 1000x sadder and creepier, like the villain in a Liam Neeson movie. There is almost no way to pull this off and look cute.
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Facebook Pokes
"Poking" hasn't been a thing since 2008, and even back then it pretty weird. Why is it called "poking", anyway? Why not "winking" or "I'd like to take you out"-ing? Has anyone ever been poked and felt romantic afterwards?
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Facebook Messages
Everyone Facebook messages each other, and the read receipts make everyone kind of dread these, so all of us have a pile of unread Facebook messages we're avoiding like the plague. Don't be part of the plague. (Also, the Facebook and Facebook Messenger apps are now SEPARATE on iPhones, which is all sorts of messed up and unsexy.)
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LinkedIn Requests
NICE ATTEMPT AT BEING SUBTLE AND TRYING TO "NETWORK". Not only will your crush never check LinkedIn if they have a steady job, but also, whaaaaat? You have so many other options! (See below.)
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