Don’t you fall apart on me, sandwich.
Having a sandwich fall apart as you eat it is basically the END OF THE WORLD.
Sandwiches are meant to be walls of bread that safely contain their contents. CONTAIN THEM I SAY!
And burritos are basically just disasters waiting to happen.
Do not be fooled — tortillas are NOT blankets of strength.
It will piss you off to no end if you've made a sandwich, only for it to fall apart when you cut it.
FUCK YOU, TOMATOES.
No, seriously. Your sandwiches must. be. cut. perfectly.
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