giovedì 20 novembre 2014

18 Secrets Jews Won't Tell You About The Holidays

82% of Jewish households have never had a Christmas tree. The 18% who do call it what it is.


Hanukkah ceases to be cool after age 17.


Hanukkah ceases to be cool after age 17.


Y'know, when your parents start being like: "We're just getting you one gift this year, because you're an adult." That's when Christmas jealousy really sets in.


i.imgur.com


Hanukkah is actually not that important in the scheme of Jewish holidays. (Yom Kippur, Passover, and Rosh Hashanah are way more important.)


Hanukkah is actually not that important in the scheme of Jewish holidays. (Yom Kippur, Passover, and Rosh Hashanah are way more important.)


Which makes the holiday season something of guilty struggle.


someecards.com


The idea of a "Hanukkah Bush" seems like a lackluster substitute for an actual Xmas tree.


The idea of a "Hanukkah Bush" seems like a lackluster substitute for an actual Xmas tree.


82% of Jewish households have never had a Christmas tree. A "Hannukah Bush" is basically a gateway drug for those who do.


i.imgur.com


If you've gotten a tree as an adult, you've probably kept it a secret from your family.


If you've gotten a tree as an adult, you've probably kept it a secret from your family.


Because if your mom knew, she'd be afraid that you've turned your back on Judaism.


Flickr: samuir




View Entire List ›






from BuzzFeed - Latest http://ift.tt/1x7q7T1

16 Awesome New Books To Read This Spring

Spring into reading a new book. Jarry Lee / BuzzFeed God Help the Child by Toni Morrison Knopf Toni Morrison Patrick Kovarik / Getty I...