It’s been 20 years since Mariah Carey released her Christmas classic. But have you been singing the right lyrics all this time?
Now enjoy the greatest Christmas song ever:
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It’s been 20 years since Mariah Carey released her Christmas classic. But have you been singing the right lyrics all this time?
Want to eat at The Codfather tonight?
No we won’t be your manic pixie dream girl.
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The submissions from this week’s Cute or Not really knew how to keep things happy. Don’t forget to submit your own pet and vote!
Dogs > children?
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Sugar, spice and everything nice. ginger
Everything's better dipped in some chocolate. Recipe here.
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Only 4 ingredients! Click here for recipe.
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The tiny gingerbread man decorations are everything. Recipe here.
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Pentatonix performed the Christmas song in a candlelit cave.
The quintet, who rocketed to fame after winning Season 3 of NBC's The Sing-Off, will appear in the upcoming movie Pitch Perfect 2.
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RCA Records
“Oooh fuuudge!”
There's no chance I'll shoot my eye out with the official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, Mom!
*First thing that happens when you take BB gun for test run is nearly get blinded*
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And sometimes dreams do come true. Thanks, Dad.
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~The Life And Times Of Mr. Magic Mike~
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Jeopardy
Open your baskets!
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Settle it in re-rankable SMASH! DISCLAIMER: Not a tier list.
Pro: Prettier arrows than Pit...?
Con: Nobody asked for this. Nobody.
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Pro: ABSURDLY fast and powerful.
Con: How does she fit those heels into her Power Suit?
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Pro: Now you can make all of your Game of Thrones fan fiction come true!
Con: The preferred character of egotistical men's rights activists. Usually wears a top hat.
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Pro: God as a video game character.
Con: God as a sexualized video game character.
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Artist Ji Yeo reveals the agony that many Koreans undergo to attain beauty. It’s NSFW, as most plastic surgeries are.
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This quiz is like Encino, it’s like SO BITCHIN’.
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“I’ll just quit next week, no biggie.”
1. I need to quit coffee.
2. I'm spending waaaay too much money on it.
3. At least 20 bucks a week.
4. That's, like, a thousand bucks a year.
6. But it tastes so goooood.
7. I'll just quit next week, no biggie.
8. I do have trouble sleeping, though.
9. Maybe quitting will help me sleep better?
10. If I sleep better, I won't need coffee!
11. I could FINALLY avoid the dreaded coffee shits.
12. Coffee shits are the worst. Well, after beer shits.
13. I won't have to sweat during meetings while I hold it in.
14. OK, maybe I CAN quit.
15. I'll quit TOMORROW.
16. ~Today~ is the day I quit.
17. I already feel GREAT, this isn't hard at all.
18. Why must today be the day ALL my coworkers want to get coffee?
19. Don't be a dick, maybe you should go.
20. You can just get a small black coffee.
21. Hmm… maybe hot chocolate?
22. But everyone will think you're 11 years old.
23. Who cares what they think!!!
24. I do.
25. Is that a headache?
26. Eh, it'll go away.
27. Who put my head INTO A VICE?
28. Just have a sip of coffee and it'll be all better.
29. NO! Power through it.
30. Jesus, I'm a yawning machine.
31. Why is it so hard to poop now?
32. Why is it so hard to get work done?
33. Why is everyone so FUCKING ANNOYING today?!
34. Oh, look, everyone is going to get coffee without me.
35. Pretend you don't wanna go, pretend you don't wanna go.
Warming: do not read this if you are on mushrooms.
Everyone's hands are a little weird when you really look at them. But just how weird are yours? A lot of us have some special deformity or talent we can do, but how rare are those?
Let's figure it out with this highly unscientific poll!
And she’s in her underwear most of the time.
#ChipotleProblems.
$3 burritos are no joke.
WHY ME.
“Do you want to go to Taco Bell?”
How it starts: You met on the internet.
How it ends: An awkward pause where you aren't sure if you will ever see them again and/or if you should make out.
Memorable moment: Staring vacantly at the space between their eyes as they talk about their interests.
How it starts: You and your crush silently look at each other and one of you says "Taco Bell." In that moment you both know that you're going to Taco Bell.
How it ends: You feel gross but satisfied. The walk of shame from Taco Bell is hard (because of indigestion) but worth it (because it tasted amazing).
Memorable moment: When you both reached for a handful of the same hot sauce packets and YOUR HANDS TOUCHED.
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How it starts: You go straight home from work and collapse on the floor. You call your crush, then the takeout place (not always in that order).
How it ends: Two people, one snuggie.
Memorable moment: Making out on the floor of the apartment while the most romantic film in the world, Blade II, plays in the background.
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How it starts: Making out against a wall.
How it ends: Driving home alone.
Memorable moment: Climax.
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Do you hug them or eat them? It’s so hard to decide!
This guy was inspired by Eugene Levy.
The strugel is reel.
Like it's a life sentence.
***Whole. I MEANT WHOLE.
Sorry I got you fired, Mrs. Edwards!
WHY IS ENGLISH SO HARD?
The teen was allegedly engaged in a sexual relationship with a 28-year-old man in Fort Worth, Texas, who was also arrested.
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A 17-year-old boy has been arrested on suspicion of posing as a sixth-grader at an elementary school in Texas, where he allegedly tried to recruit child porn victims.
Officials took Ricardo Javid Lugo into custody while he was attending class at Hurst Hills Elementary School, police said. The man he was allegedly working with, 28-year-old Randy Ray Wesson, was arrested at his home in nearby Fort Worth, where authorities said they discovered a large amount of child pornography.
According to Ricardo's arrest affidavit obtained by local NBC affiliate, KXAS-TV, detectives said Wesson told investigators they would find roughly "42,000 child pornography images on his computer, thumb drive, phone and SD cards." Wesson also allegedly admitted to sexually abusing more than 100 children between the ages of 7 and 14.
The arrests shocked school administrators and parents, who questioned how a 17-year-old was able to enroll in an elementary school and go unnoticed as a sixth-grader for roughly three months.
Parent: Are there more kids involved? Who did this child, this 17-year-old kid, who did he influence?
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Bacon: “Bacon Bacon Bacon… BACON!”
"Bacon bacon bacon... bacon." – Bacon-Bacon
Actually, Stevie Wonder, I am worried ‘bout many things. WARNING: Spoilers ahead for the Nov. 20 episode.
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