Halloween is for dads.
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1. Dressing up is against my religious beliefs.
2. Dressing up is against my political beliefs.
3. My costume was destroyed in a house fire.
4. My costume was carried away by flying ants.
5. It's too cold to dress up.
6. It's too warm to dress up.
7. I came to this party straight from work, and didn't have time to get my outfit from home.
8. I came to this party straight from the airport, and didn't have time to get my outfit from home.
9. I came to this party straight from having a torrid affair, and didn't have time to get my outfit from home.
10. I lost my parents in a tragic Halloween-related accident, and I really don't want to talk about.
11. I was too ill with food poisoning to dress up.
12. I was too ill with bubonic plague to dress up.
13. I was too ill with regular plague to dress up.
14. I've come dressed as an average American / Brit / Canadian / Russian / Egyptian / Chinese / Nigerian / Scandanavian, and that's why I'm wearing normal clothes, you racist.
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15. Why must we wait for a consumerist holiday to express ourselves? Why must society tell us when it is and isn't OK to dress up like a slutty nurse?
16. I'm dressed as a Muggle.
17. I'm dressed as a wizard who's actually quite good at dressing for the Muggle world.
18. Oh no, I thought Halloween was tomorrow!
19. But I thought we already did Halloween last year!
20. Sorry, I don't speak English.
21. Sorry, I didn't dress up for Halloween, because I'm not a child.
22. Sorry, I'm really pretentious.
23. I was dared not to dress up, and I never turn down a dare.
24. I'm wearing my costume under my regular clothes.
25. I was going to wear my costume, but it would have offended a lot of people.
26. I'm dressed as a teacher.
27. I'm dressed as a sinner.
28. I SHALL NOT ENGAGE IN PAGAN BLASPHEMY.
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