Why pay a professional to do it when you can mangle the job yourself?
What do you mean the sofa's broken? I fixed it didn't I?
C'mon Officer, don't joke around, I fixed the headlight last time you mentioned it.
What do you mean that's not an acceptable new door handle?
Mum will have somewhere to sit at Christmas now I've fixed that chair!
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