sabato 27 settembre 2014

79 Bar Names That Make Excellent Alibis

It’s cool when bars are named things like “The Office” or “Working Overtime” so you don’t have to lie when your significant other asks to know where you’ve been. Here are some other good examples:


1. My Phone Died

2. Burning The Midnight Oil

3. Very Bad Traffic

4. The DMV

5. Walking Around The Neighborhood

6. Urgent Care

7. The Emergency Room

8. Buried In Emails



9. 24 Hour Emergency Vet

10. 24 Hour Fitness

11. My Flight Was Delayed

12. Talking To My Mom On The Phone

13. Helping My New Friend Cory Move A Sofa

14. Getting An Oil Change

15. Doing Some Volunteer Work

16. Getting Home To You As Soon As I Could

17. Talking To My New Friend Cory On The Phone

18. I Fell Asleep On The Train





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