The party don’t start ‘til I go home and go to bed.
"Late"
Used to mean: 3 a.m. - 4 a.m.
Now it means: Anytime past 11 p.m.
"Sunscreen"
Used to mean: The SPF 8 you slathered on before hitting the beach.
Now it means: ::marinates body in SPF 45::
"Blacked out"
Used to mean: Too many alcoholic beverages led you to short-term memory loss the night before.
Now it means: Passed out from exhaustion on your bed at 8 p.m. still wearing your work clothes.
"Metabolism"
Used to mean: A blessing that lets you eat and drink whatever you want.
Now it means: A sluggish curse that sends every slice of pizza directly to your thighs.
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