sabato 28 febbraio 2015

23 Surprising Pickup Lines That Actually Worked

Time to step up your game.


We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what pickup line has actually worked for them. Here are the amazing results.


We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what pickup line has actually worked for them. Here are the amazing results.


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"What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they're saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?"


"What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they're saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?"


"My current boyfriend and I met on Tinder, and his first message to me was, 'Hey quick question for you. What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they're saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?' We ended up conversing only in pasta puns for about an hour. We've been dating for 6 months now, so there's your successful Tinder story!"


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"'If I were to ask you on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"


"'If I were to ask you on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"


"She got mad and then said yes lol."


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"Did you know that the force of gravity on Jupiter is so strong that if we were able to stand on its surface you would instantly liquify?"


"Did you know that the force of gravity on Jupiter is so strong that if we were able to stand on its surface you would instantly liquify?"


"We've been dating almost a year and living together for four months."


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The Worst Part About Sharing Dessert

What do you do when there’s one bite left?



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19 Easy Dinners That Will Impress The Heck Out Of Your Date

Your lady or gentleman caller never has to know that their perfect meal wasn’t actually hard to make.



Coconut-crusted tilapia with a pretty pomegranate salsa:


Coconut-crusted tilapia with a pretty pomegranate salsa:


You get points for using unusual ingredients, even when it isn't actually any more complicated. Get the recipe.


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A low-maintenance but very chic kale risotto:


A low-maintenance but very chic kale risotto:


The beauty of this vegetarian risotto is that you bake it instead of standing there stirring for 20 minutes, so you can devote your undivided attention to your bae. Store-bought pesto is totally fine if you don't have time to DIY. Get the recipe.


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Individual steaks with sweet balsamic-roasted cherry tomatoes:


Individual steaks with sweet balsamic-roasted cherry tomatoes:


You could cover a piece of cardboard in roasted cherry tomatoes and it would be delicious. But steak is much better than cardboard. Get the recipe.


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The Color Of The Dress According To Science

We asked the top scientists in the world about this very important topic…



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22 Tell-Tale Signs Of White Wine Hangover

Pain —-> vomiting —-> existential crisis.


So you drank all the white wine last night, did you? You're gonna pay for that...


So you drank all the white wine last night, did you? You're gonna pay for that...


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You'll wake up suddenly at 6am with no real memory of going to bed.


You'll wake up suddenly at 6am with no real memory of going to bed.


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You'll feel a little dizzy and disorientated at first...


You'll feel a little dizzy and disorientated at first...


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...and you might even think you've swerved the worst of a hangover altogether for a precious few minutes.


...and you might even think you've swerved the worst of a hangover altogether for a precious few minutes.


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Scarlett Johansson Says That Kiss From John Travolta Was Totally Not Weird

It’s official: “There is nothing strange, creepy or inappropriate about John Travolta.”


Remember this creep-o moment at the Oscars when John Travolta leaned in to kiss Scarlett Johansson?


Remember this creep-o moment at the Oscars when John Travolta leaned in to kiss Scarlett Johansson?


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And ScarJo was all, "NOPE".


And ScarJo was all, "NOPE".


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The image that is circulating is an unfortunate still-frame from a live-action encounter that was very sweet and totally welcome. That still photo does not reflect what preceded and followed if you see the moment live. Yet another way we are misguided, misinformed and sensationalized by the 24-hour news cycle. I haven't seen John in some years and it is always a pleasure to be greeted by him.



See, here they are just after their live-action encounter.


See, here they are just after their live-action encounter.


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85 Things That Are More Important Than What Colour The Dress Is

(Though it’s obviously black and blue, FYI.)


1. Your family.

2. Your friends.

3. Your plans this weekend.

4. What you're having for dinner.

5. Who 'A' is on Pretty Little Liars.

6. Ice cream.

7. Deciding what flavour ice cream you should have after dinner.

8. Deciding if you should just skip dinner and have ice cream instead.

9. Whatever is on TV tonight.

10. Cap'n Crunch donut balls.

11. Just any type of breakfast cereal really.

12. Reading a book.

13. Reading a trashy novel.



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14. Llamas.

15. Alpacas.

16. Learning the difference between llamas and alpacas.

17. Enjoying the sunshine.

18. Enjoying the cold.

19. Enjoying mild weather.

20. Chocolate.

21. Finding new justifications for eating chocolate for breakfast.

22. Realising you're an adult and you can eat whatever you damn well please.

23. This duck who got stuck in ice and had to be rescued.

24. Exercising.

25. Spending a whole day in bed binge-watching TV shows.

26. Finally being able to watch House of Cards season 3.

27. Watching 50 Shades of Grey.

28. Not watching 50 Shades of Grey.

29. Not letting other opinions dictate what the hell you do with your life.

30. Biting into a fresh, juicy slice of watermelon.




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11 Awesome Brands For Plus-Size Workout Clothes

Stylish stuff that won’t ride up during workouts? Yes, please.



Ever spent an entire workout adjusting your pants? And shirt? And bra?


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If so, the problem is your clothes, not you.


If so, the problem is your clothes, not you.


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And btw, "plus-size" doesn't just mean bigger.


According to Rachel Blumenfeld, founder of Manifesta, a company that makes workout apparel for curvy athletes, her customers want things like fabrics that look great at any size, reinforced waistbands, roomier pant legs, and armpit holes that allow easy movement without showing too much skin. In short, clothes designed for their bodies and their proportions that make exercising comfortable and fun.




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The Best Drunk Foods Ever, According To Science

Because tequila will try to convince you that onion rings are a food group.


So, you’re going to be drinking tonight. Time to plan your meals accordingly.


So, you’re going to be drinking tonight. Time to plan your meals accordingly.


Because when drunk you is left to your own devices, you’ll inhale mozzarella sticks with a side of pizza every single time. That said, you shouldn’t just have an itty bitty side salad when you go out drinking either, because booze on an empty (or nearly empty) stomach can lead you to be drunker and sicker.


Physically having food in your stomach will slow the absorption of alcohol, meaning your blood alcohol level won't go up as high, Rosalind Breslow, Ph.D, R.D., of the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA), tells BuzzFeed Life. So before your next alcoholic outing, take note of the following ground rules:


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First, don’t forget to eat dinner. Like, actual dinner.


First, don’t forget to eat dinner. Like, actual dinner.


It’s really easy to accidentally skip this part when you go straight to happy hour after work or you go to a party that you think will have food (and they don’t). Repeat after us: Eating passed hors d’oeuvres is not dinner. Nibbling from a charcuterie plate is not dinner. And ordering extra olives in your martini is definitely not dinner.


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A GOOD pre-drinking dinner will have whole grains, protein, produce, and healthy fat. Like a burrito bowl.



Black beans, brown rice, avocado, and veggies? YUP.


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Or seafood, rice, and veggies.



This kind of combo will fill you up, keep blood sugar stable, and help set a healthy(ish) tone for the rest of the night, Dawn Jackson Blatner, R.D., author of The Flexitarian Diet , tells BuzzFeed Life.


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31 Things You Only Understand When You Put On Weight

Judgement, judgement everywhere.


Your clothes feel tighter and you find yourself having to squeeze into items that used to fit perfectly.


Your clothes feel tighter and you find yourself having to squeeze into items that used to fit perfectly.


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You refuse to buy new clothes because you insist it’s just a temporary situation.


You refuse to buy new clothes because you insist it’s just a temporary situation.


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Until the day you actually pop a button or tear your jeans.


Until the day you actually pop a button or tear your jeans.


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Going shopping is like walking through the pits of hell as you negotiate a range of sizes to figure out what you actually are.


Going shopping is like walking through the pits of hell as you negotiate a range of sizes to figure out what you actually are.


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So, Ned From "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" Is Pretty Hot Now

So here for this.


Remember the very lovable Ned Bigby, aka actor Devon Werkheiser, from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?


Remember the very lovable Ned Bigby, aka actor Devon Werkheiser, from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?


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He was totally cute. I mean... in that awkward way we all were in middle school.


He was totally cute. I mean... in that awkward way we all were in middle school.


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Are you ready?


Are you ready?


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16 Awesome New Books To Read This Spring

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