venerdì 7 novembre 2014

The 27 Ways To Type "Thanks," Defined

Here’s what “thanxxxxxxx” really means.


1. Thanks = I may or may not be grateful to you but there's no need to go into it.


2. Thanks. = You're dead to me.


3. Thank you = I respect you.


4. Thanx = I don't really need to express gratitude right now, but I will since I am a nice person.


5. thanxxxx = I love you and appreciate everything you do.


6. thx = We cool.


7. kthanks = Sorry to bother you, disappearing now.


8. kthxbye = This is awkward.


9. Thanks! = I'm really trying to tell you I care in this day and age of heartless digital communication.


10. ty = I'm busy, but, you know, thanks.


11. tyvm = For when typing "thank you very much" will somehow make you seem soulless. Which it often does. Weirdly.


12. thanksssss = You're the best and you're a huge help.


13. thank youuuuuuuu = Sorry I am so annoying I hope you still like me.


14. thank ya = Kind of like giving a shout out and saying thanks.


15. thank ye = I speak the language of olden times.


16. thankie = I'm just naturally adorable.


17. gracias = I'm a cool guy and I thank you.


18. merci = I'm smart and cultured and I want you to know that. Also, thank you.


19. fanks = I'm trying super hard to make my awkwardness charming.


20. Thank yours = Nerdy inside joke for fans of You've Got Mail.


21. Cheers = I am British/an anglophile and more suave than you.


22. cool = A shitty offering of minimal thanks.


23. Thanks, lady = I love you like a sister.


24. tytyty = I'm busy, but I am no less enthusiastic about your help!


25. tanks = I just asked for something annoying, but I'm trying to be coy.


26. Thanks? = Why are you telling me this.


27. THANK YOU = OMG you just literally saved my life.



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