giovedì 25 settembre 2014

Hey Bacon, You Suck And Sausages Are Better

That’s right: Bacon sucks!


Real talk, yo: It's time we discuss a serious problem that has been plaguing our society for far too long. I'm talking about the over-appreciation of this:


Real talk, yo: It's time we discuss a serious problem that has been plaguing our society for far too long. I'm talking about the over-appreciation of this:


Bacon, aka the most overrated food item ever, aka something reserved for ridiculously basic meat lovers, like those who say, "OMG! BACON IS MY LIFE! I'M SO UNORIGINAL!!!"


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If you love bacon, that's cool. But I'm here to inform you that you're wrong.


If you love bacon, that's cool. But I'm here to inform you that you're wrong.


That's right. You're wrong as a mofo.


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But you know what is great? You know what kicks bacon's ass any day of the week? This:


But you know what is great? You know what kicks bacon's ass any day of the week? This:


Sausages... breakfast sausages... are the embodiment of a morning orgasm.


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(Ham lovers, go sit down at the kiddie table. Adults are talking).




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